A letter from Jun 10th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, june 10th, 2021 (HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!! :D) hey lol *leans on expensive car* its me shawty !!!!!! either you are very very dumb or you know its me avary (you) from eigth grade. literally why are you a senior. thats so old and stupid. ew. did you just like speedrun highschool or something ? anyways. yes ( i know you are cringing rn because i said speedrun. did dream do his face reveal? is he hot. ) okay i really dont know how im supposed to write this first paragraph. its like the same as the second paragraph but whatever. im avary hi. my hopes for the future are to be happy and have someone to love me. my fears are to get married to a man and work an office job from 9 to 5 and raise stupid kids. my only dream is to leave america or at least leave this area because it sucks. i like cats and i like frogs and i love those weird animals what are they called? lemme look it up brb. PANGOLIN. yes i like pangolins. i also hate peanut butter and bananas with a passion. im allergic to like everything please tell me that goes away. please. what I like about myself .. .. uh.. my hands? idk. what i dislike about myself. im kinda annoying lmao. what I think about? i will not answer that because you definitely know. what bothers me? certain people :) (ykwim) also men. and people who say alm. wtf. who i am? i am the moon. literally what does that question even mean. ok next paragraph is literally about myself AGAIN. so hi i’m avary (she/her and i am predicting that won’t change?? i think) and i’m 13. i have a brother who is not yet in college and a mom and a dad who are divorced and have really bad girlfriends and boyfriends. did dad get married or did the wedding fail? i have like 2 friends sooo yeah. tesco (aka sophia and mackenzie and brooke) and also yulia and beetle bee and emma and some other people that im friends w but not besties w. please for the love of god don’t tell me you are friends with ella again. i will PERSONALLY **** you. ummmmm im like very very confused on my orientation but for right now im going with sapphic. pls tell me youve figured that all out by now. i have two cats named tank and smudge and i swear to GOD if something happened to them……… my favorite places to go r on bike rides to the cemetery n the bakery, and to the mall n goodwill ofc. please tell me you have good style. like thats all i want. please. rn the style is like baggy/flare jeans with small tops and i love it. can it get better? idk. are you emo. its okay if you are but are you? i do like no sports except horseback riding and i also do piano but im probably stopping that soon. i like minecraft and roblox scary games (did you beat rooms yet..) i am also starting tennis next year. my religion is uh. questionable? you know what i mean. right now is like the end of the covid thingy and we are just starting to be able to go places without masks (but not school). my favorite books are probably like the song of achilles, aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe, the road (CORMAC MCCARTHY!!!) and finding alaska. okay but MUSIC. pls tell me you have good music taste. right now im into hyperpop and its an issue. i also love penelope scott and mitski and clairo and also 80s rock. that song YKWIM? by yacht club or whatever is SO GOOD. and also ‘the adults are talking’ by the strokes. OH and i love paramore. ‘still into you’ goes so hard. favorite movie is spirited away or clueless and yeah. okay next i have to write about future predictions so.. capitalism am i right?! wheres elon musk now, i bet he like took over the world or something. is there like an iphone 13 by now? OH i need to write about school, okay. so idk what im gonna be but im thinking one extreme or the other- like a specialized doctor like a neurologist or something fun like that or maybe like something in art or design like fashion or magazine design?? idk! i hope you have made like one friend throughout your FOUR YEARS in high school. if not thats just sad and you suck. so like.. do you have a girlfriend yet? or a boyfriend ig.. but like pls if you have a boyfriend just why? why? WHY? kiss your girlfriend rn. here is my ideal future as of right now. move somewhere nice like oregon, or cali, or new zealand (IDK). go to med school or art school or something. have a wife. yes. beautiful. please tell me homophobia is like nonexistent. and racism too. and like.. misogyny. i know for a fact when you read this ur gonna be cringing so hard. why did i write like this? idk cause im swag. i hope that you dont go to mars. i also hope that you took AP Art and you did an awesome portfolio because that is the one thing im looking forward to seeing. and you also better be like good at piano or writing or at least one thing. dont be a talentless useless person like i am now. thanks. okay this is getting rly long so im ending it now. love you bae! kiss ur gf again. ~avary from eighth grade :) P.S. say hi to simp and mia and puffy. idc if you havent talked in years. say hi to them. if you aren’t friends with simp anymore then im very very very very very very disappointed. like, come on. sorry. bye/