A letter from May 26th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, Hey whats up Samir how have you been. I can only imagine what your life is like as an 18 year old high schooler. From what High school musicals have been telling me: By 12th grade you have a ton of money, break into song for no reason and have a Car so I can only expect the same for you. I'm just messing with you, your probably stressing about geography tests and finding schools to take your stupid brain to a good school and lets just be honest here, you dont have a car. You better have a job though because I know you're not 18 and working a paper route. I don't know what the future is like but you better not be wearing masks over there, we went through the bullcrap so that you guys wouldn't have to social distance and sanitize your hands every forty seconds. But I hope you did one thing in particular, I hope you stayed and finished I.B. Me and you both know that we are scared of being a disappointment to People. In the future You better still listen to rap, play video games and hang out with your bois. Like a real man. And you gotta keep working towards doing stand up dude. Please don't tell me you gave up on that dude. You just needed to get better at writing. That should be something to focus on and take seriously dude, i'm not gonna be a HR representative because you got lazy bro. I'm being harsh because I know how we act, we really get into something and then we find something else but comedy won't be that thing you bum of a man. Anyways before i find more ways to ruin your day i should go, don't give up and make sure that when you win your award for best comedy album you thank grade 8 you Sincerely Grade 8 Samir