A letter from November 4th, 2020

Dear Muneeb in 5 years inshallah you’re still alive and healthy and inshallah all’s good in the name of Allah 21 years of age yuno! that’s one old mf you are remember childhood, playing ball for hours upon hours, fortnite, fifa, among us? watching chelsea bring happiness or sadness every week. burnage memories, gcses results COVID? when did covid die please tell me... is life normal? remember depression szn on tok, waffling on twitter on ftblShush, you were rated by many. 16 years old with 2020 being the maddest year for you. the trim? the beard connected? a levels remember them, psychology biology chemistry, remember the stressssss, how’d the a levels go, tell me you smashed them? you do uni and where? what degree is the retard muneeb doing? who you riding with? the burnage dons, how’s the bestie AR? do you still ball like Hazard, do you still have it? remember ftblshush on 630 followers, remember trump vs biden troll sesh on twitter, remember online schooling, remember lockdown, remember the long hair? the snaps on my eyes only? pree them asap! the fancam of Frank’s tricky blues? how they doing currently, pls tell me Frank was successfull, are you still enjoying life or is it just next level stress slimedolo? do you miss being a carefree kid now tell me how’s life rn? what you doing? what you up to, what’s happened in the last 5 years, give me details, how did a levels fare out? did you smash them allhamdulillah? cos yuno the manaf grind is unrivalled 😭 what’s life saying, phones, sports, COVID, social media, politics. don’t tell me you’ve become old and started family already, me and the homies miss the yute muneeb. how’s everyone in your life subhanallah, anyone new 👀 dfkm slimedolo, still got the clicky knees and hips, do you still ball? where you living at now? don’t forget the og house brodolo, still riding with the burnage boys? still not depressed as the whites girls or has it engulfed you bro 😔 i really wanna know how chels are doing, i wanna see frank lift them all ygm, crack an around the world for me, still deeping burnage and the memories? how tall are you?!? taller than rahim, allhamdulillah all goes well! did the trim change or nah cos if it did bring back curly head, how and where are ziyech, pulisic, havertz, werner, please tell me they’re still balling in blue, what’s the chelsea team saying, who are the fresh faces??? any new mates for life and yuno the special type too 👀😭 62 Slade Lane too, stress of talktalk wifi, fortnite motives in its prime ooof, still skinny? or did you have to flex on the man real quick and stunt on these hoes? tell me anything new cos i’ve deffo missed stuff out and try remembering stuff from the last 5 years, i want a full timeline g. inshallah you’re still alive to read this and inshallah it hits deep and home and the memories flood back, remember smile not cos it ended, cos it happened 👍 Non ducor,duco you aren’t led you lead, you’re the instigator the og showoff the comedian on twitter ftblshush still going strong? the og kante avi, the troll sesh on twitter>>>>>> just sip on some orange juice and let the memories flood back cos you’ve went through a madness, and if it isn’t going too well remember what 16 year old you has to say to you rn: sit up, pattern your ****, the manaf grind is unrivalled, compose yourself, your effort+allahs guidance = success, you’ve been through the trenches, you’re ice cold, you don’t feel pressure, ITS YOUR TIME, climb the mountain not so people can look at you but instead so you can look at the world, make it to the top my boy, cos MSquared knew when to turn up, fix your **** and get yourself together, revert to the fundamental of Muneeb, effort x patience, stabilise yourself, you’ve got this, maybe they hate you cos you’re too good, you’re one tough mf, go smash it and drop the hazard kneeslide my bro MoneyMane, MM, MSqured, Muneeb Manaf, you’re built different 😈💪 From Muneeb 16 years of age, 4th Nov 2020, read this on your 21st birthday and have a deep breath, you deserve it fell