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Dear FutureMe,
Miss you dad :*(
Did your fat *** lose that weight yet?
Did the Bucs win the SuperBowl with Brady?
If not, they have no hope. You know that right?
You rich or still a broke *****?
Did a Civil War break out yet? I know you were feeling like you wanted to go Rambo on some people. Did you?
You have any more kids? 2 boys I know of but you got that girl your wife wants so bad?
If you did, aw lawd! You dun Goof!
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