A letter from June 14th, 2020

Dear FutureMe, Like today it is the 14 June and I have shaved my balls for the first time like what the ****. And it's kinda itchy on one place. I have been ghosting this one girl for about a week now. You know her name don't you lol. Your dad bought strawberries for about 100 dollars but won't buy you shoes for more than 125 dollars like wtf. But yeah I should probably keep this email I have now. Please make your grades good so you can make your parents proud. You should have the news if your going to be a doctor or nah. By now you should be able to help your family but that's optional. Please don't be a virgin lol. Are you still in contact with your friend group I mean Victor, William, Sam and Pontus