My dictatorship

Hi me, Seems the 'Murican people misunderestimated me again. After we skipped the Rove indictment, dodged the torture and abuse scandal, and were able to defend against accusations of illegal domestic wiretapping and spying of American citizens, we ordered the military to squash any chance of rebellion in the states. It's done. We've finally succeeded. The New World Order is upon us and I, George W. Bush, am supreme world leader. Haha, stupid libruls. George