A letter from May 31st, 2020

Dear FutureMe, Hello Fat Duck, You're probably in college now if not, then you're either a social media star wich I doubt or you're a retard living on the streets (probably 90%), I hope you're pursuing your dreams which are basically mine too. Wich is to become an entertainer. Please never forget the good old moments you had with your friends, don't ever let them slide from your head because those are the moments that will help you get through the hard times. Remember the friends you stayed with all night all day, which is Ahmad (Nameless), Karam. I hope all the family is next to you. This is sent by the past you, aka TheDuckNibberer. I hope you have a big pp and if you are still in contact with Darius, call him and tell him "sugi pula", and if you're in contact with Nameless than call him too and tell him "Do you know that you're ***?" and thank him for the good time you both spent during quarantine. AND REMEMBER *****, YOU QUACK! ("you quack" is supposed to mean "you rock!") This is supposed to be a bit after you graduate high school, but in case you fail like a retard, this will be sent after a year. SENT ON 5/31/2020