A letter from May 31st, 2020

Sup bud, so right now you’re writing this at 1:47 AM on May 31st 2020. Right now there’s this dude named George Floyd who got ****** by police and these thugs are burning down buildings and robbing innocent businesses. Right now you’re addicted to YouTube, you currently watch NELK, Logan Paul, KSI, Rice Gum, Grade A Under A, Mr Beast, Dude Perfect, TacTixHD, Airrack (upcoming YouTuber) and many more. Is YouTube still a thing? If so, who are the top YouTubers? Also TikTok is pretty huge right now, you mostly follow hot girls with nice **** and ***** but whatever there’s still that funny TikToker that you follow here and there. Right now we’re in a global pandemic with the corona virus (COVID-19) and it really sucks because every sport got shut down. Right now your top friends are Zach Nicolas, Griffin Wawryk, Noah Lancaster, Nathaniel Cadieux (Monica), Michael Charney, Nikkolas Waldner (complicated *** name to write) and other people but you’re loyal to your boys. Speaking of the boys, is it still Saturdays are for the boys or are you some ***** *** simp? Is she hot, probably because you’re not that desperate, she has to be nice though or else you’re a loser and the scum of the earth. Right now you’re 6’2,5” but you say 6’3” and you’re around 210 pounds. You love volleyball and we’re a league superstar along side Ryder Duncan and Colin Levesque. Man you miss volleyball right now! Do you still play volleyball? Are you playing for USB? Did you play for 204 at anytime? Also right now you’re addicted to the Winnipeg ICE. Are they finally in that new arena? Just a reminder here are the team’s superstars, Peyton Krebs, Connor McClennon, Michael Teply, Carson Lambos, Matt Savoie, Conor Geekie, Zach Benson. Those are just off the top of your head but yeah. Are you still addicted to the ICE? How’s Zach doing in hockey? Is Zach in the NHL? Is he even in the WHL? What’s Griffin up to? Is he still with Ainsley? What’s your job? If you don’t have one you’re a fat lazy ******* loser who should go **** themselves like Zavier Graham you dirty ***** *** Byamungu! Also you’re a bully. Do you have a six pack? What kind of car did you get as your first car? Did you get your eye surgery yet? Well bud, that’s enough writing bud but yeah now go **** yourself you ******!