A letter from May 29th, 2020

Dear FutureMe,I know its been 5 years since i wrote this, so ima just be straight to the point, its what i wanted; Do you work full time? how about driving? hows that going? ik you cant respond back via mail but you can answer the questions your self after all, youed like me to be you, wouldnt me? but its too late, you snoze, you loze, he who found it, browned it he who bequifed thee the real me, is me who is the pyschological personification of me, wouldnt it be? you nappa, you get slappa, you slumber, a cucumber, you catch up on some zeds, you get outta my heads- -you slumber, ham-BURGERNOWIDONTWANNATALKBOUTNUTHINELSE-AH