A letter from May 23rd, 2020

Dear L.C.R.G, Wowowowowowow, your 20! WTF um this is kinda scary to think about but have you got a boyfriend that treats you well yet ***** I swear if your in a toxic relationship imma have to steal doc's car and whoop your ***. (ALSO THIS IS 15 YEAR OLD YOU ATM) Ok, what kind of job do your have? Boi if covid is still around ruining **** imma be pissed. I really hope your a strong woman I have always wanted to be. So you still wanna be a cop? You didn't fail school did you?! Oooo who's my friends? Do you still like skating? Hockey? Soccer? I hope your doing well your gonna be badass i just know it. Bro i should be a physic shouldn't I? How's Solo and Chewie doing? Chewie isn't born yet but eeeee . You attending Uni? Or Gap year? This is your prime time enjoy it if that's going to clubs or sitting with your pets playing games so be it. On a scale to 1-10 how fit are you? Omg, are you gonna get plastic surgery or nah? WAIT DO I HAVE ***** FINALLY? no? lol thats chill too. I hope mum isn't being too toxic you better have thick skin and deal with it. Ok? i love you. take care of your siblings and don't get hit by a truck yet mate. omg smokey just farted it smells bad its gone now.