A letter from May 22nd, 2020

Dear FutureMe, On the day of May 22nd, 2020, I had period cramps and slept all day. I also found out that I have to reapply for JSTI next year because tHe RoNa led to its cancellation. I also found a dumb letter that I wrote years ago that was so... useless. So let's make a better letter for a better future. When you receive this letter, I dare you to create a subreddit titled r/RonaAteMyHouse. I also dare you to buy a milkshake. Yummy. See, fun dares! I'll close by reminiscing on the past year. Let me remind you of 2019-2020. I graduated high school and entered college. A song named "The Box" was pretty popular. An engineering teacher was so such that I didn't belong in her class until she did rolecall. I got buff, but now I'm either losing weight or getting fat. Can't tell. Went from 118 to 146 in less than a year and I'm super proud. Nicki Minaj got her 1st Number One Hit. There's this boy that likes me, but I can't return the feelings :(. Wendy fell 9 feet while promoting Psycho with RV, but she's better now. I'm reading Anne Frank's Diary for the first time ever. Shane Dawson started a Makeup line, but I hope he continues doing regular videos. I'm on a hiatus playing Luigi's Mansion. Really want to buy another game, but [I'm] also really cheap. I'm playing this game on Roblox that's occupying a lot of my waking hours. Might go back after finishing this letter. Feel Special is my favorite song by Twice. Waiting for a full album by BlackPink. In fact, I dare you to buy one if you haven't already. S(u)perM was a failure. And that makes me happy. I wonder how long these can be.... I trimmed my own hair and it grew back rather quickly. It's easier to manage. BTW I hate Shea Butter. Soon enough I return to petroleum. Not sure if you'll read all of this. I suspect that you'll be disappointed that I didn't write more. I am you after all. See you in however long. Peace