A letter from May 11th, 2020

Dear future me, Yo man, how’s life? Don’t worry, based on your thinking patterns I already know what you think of me. If you could you would probably go back in time and stop me from writing this letter right now, then while you’re at it punch me in the face for being so annoying. Honestly you probably wanted to do that within a month of writing this. But hey man, you and I both know that thinking stuff like that isn’t going to fix anything. Well let’s get on with this letter then shall we? I’ll start with the big one, you probably remember this question even if you don’t remember writing this at all. Mostly because I’m about to be like mom… So man, got a girlfriend yet? I’m not going to answer this question, because today I’m feeling hopeful. But go ahead and answer this one. You don’t need to say it out loud, or anything like that, just think about it. I’m curious, and it’ll be fun to wait like 5 years for the answer I guess. Do you regret purposefully not dating in Highschool? I mean we know that we chose to for various reasons, but I do wonder if I will look back on that with regret. Probably not, but meh worth asking. Anyway enough with all that stuff, you better still be doing reenactments. Dad and I didn’t spend over $1000 just for you to quit. How was the Angola reenactment? Probably fun, I bet it was fun, I hope it was fun, after all it will probably be the only reenactment I get to do this year. Just remember that at least you shouldn't have to skip out on so many reenactments that you only do one. Honestly there isn’t much to tell you about this time of life, I mean my life is pretty much summer vacation with more homework. It sucks but meh, you already knew that. Well I know your attention span, and 1 page is about it. So yeah, I guess this is where I step off the stage for good. Soon enough this year of life will end and my 18th will begin, that’s exciting. Remember to stay positive, if you get negative I’ll **** you, and you know I can so don’t try me. Anyway, I’ll step off and leave the torch for you to carry now, lead it to the end, and stay happy and smile until then. Even if you aren’t smiling inside, smile outside, at least make others feel happy. Man you are probably embarrassed by this letter aren't you?