A letter from May 5th, 2020

Hey ***** how are you? This is you from 5 years ago, 2020. I’m 13, in 7th grade, and currently at home bc of coronavirus. **** sucks bc I miss school, and I hate online school. I did it in the beginning but now I gave up, like Mrs Schultz wants me to write a 4 paragraph argument essay when my phone is right next to me LMAOO NOO MAAM. Google classroom? I do not see it 🙈✨. AHHAHAHHAHA REMEMBER TIK TOK? I’m assuming it’s gonna be dead by then. BRUH TIK TOK HAS BEEN MY ONLY SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT DURING THIS BREAK. Anyways, did you lose your v-card yet 😳😳 Like lose your virginity? if so hope it wasn’t embarrassing lmaoo. OOOO ***** I HOPE YOURE RICH AND GOT A GOOD PAYIN JOB. You better have money, don’t end up like Baboo. Omg is Baboo still alive HAHHAHAH. Dude so like I just took a minute and did the math and you’re 18.. YOURE A FULL *** ADULT NOW YOU BETTER START AN ONLY FANS AND GET MONEYYYYY LMAOO. SAVE UP FOR THAT NOSE JOB, LIP FILLERS, AND BIGGER *** SURGERY BABY. Anyways, but fr tho I hope you get into college or do some educational **** bc I don’t wanna be a dumbass bruh. Maybe something with art or fashion. Or both 😳. Or just be a nurse lmao nah dude you’d be a ****** nurse. That patients gonna be dead before they even look at you. Anyways how’s mom and dad and everyone else. Do you still even live in Green Bay at Mom’s ****** house? Do you have a boyfriend? Right now I’m dating Seth Beckmann, he’s a cutie lmao but I know we won’t last long bc we’re in middle school so I just hope we didn’t break up in a toxic way. If you’re single that’s fine too babe. Omg what if you died and like Amay or Baboo has my email and sees this. LMAOOO HI AMAY. That’s a movie plot ngl. Warner bro’s said “write that down write that down”. Yeah so it’s almost 2 am rn and I’m kinda tired so imma end it here. I really hope you are doing good in life right now and you aren’t homeless. If you are in a bad place just know it’s gonna get better babe you’ll get through it I know you will. I love you a lot. Lmao I’m saying this but I don’t even know how I’m gonna be when I’m older like what if you’re a big *****. If you are a ***** change the attitude for me. But yeah so I’m gonna go to sleep lmao uh don’t die 😌💅🏻✨ -you from 5 years ago (age:13, 7th grade, 2020)