A letter from May 3rd, 2020

Dear FutureMe, I hope you have your **** together because you have done some dirty ****. Not currently but in the past. Like you were not a good person. But dont think about it :) you have currently ****** 13 guys and are dating one right now. Mitchell, Ryan, Caleb, Carlos, Matt, Devin, Quintin, some guy you met on Hinge who's conservative but chunky and gross, weird guy who's watch you still have, Patrick, Dylan, ... theres 2 more I cant think of but for sure were probably junior year. This is how college went for you: weird, drunk, fun, friction, deceit, lies, scandals, blackout, fun, fancy, expensive, *****, ***, lonely, sad, partybus, Italy, fun, depressing, boyfriend, fun, scary, panic attack, almost fail.... and possibly success, graduation? We'll see but you had 2 panic attacks and decided to tell Anne Howard but ya ****** up. So, now you gotta deal with it and ****** get ur **** done. Like for real. If not you haven't got a job and kindercare WILL NOT BE YOUR LIFE. That place sucks. Also remember the time you ****** your coworker there in the pre k room? Ya fun times. He was the best *** ever no doubt. But cant tell anyone because oof. So ya you've had a ****** up past but you made the Dean's list twice so congrats. Just get your **** together and keep it together. This *** list will probably bother you until you figure out who those 4 names are that you dont know. Also remember that time you had a threesome with your bff and a married man? Fun times. Also keep in contact with Karena. Yall need each other. Shes someone you can lean on and trust so dont give that up. I hope Dylan is treating you right if yall are dating still. Hes a nice guy but kind of annoying because he acts such beta sometimes. And his ***** has this little skin bridge by the head that hurts during *** and he also doesn't make you wet enough. Also drop that whole fetish thing like that's disgusting. I hope you haven't looked at it. I'm also trying to diet rn so please just keep in shape and dont get fat. Have you had kids yet? How'd that go. Hopefully good. Well peace. I gotta go be productive. I'm currently living at home to finish school and my car is dead dead so idk how I'm gonna leave today to go to Dylan's but whatever. This whole student teaching online and online class are really ******* me in the *** rn. So ugh see ya. You'll hear from me in the future. I dont want to say goodbye or leave you like this so just remember that you are a good person. You are amazing and beautiful. You've accomplished so much in life. You have regrets but those dont mean **** right now. You do you, and if things fail and you cant fix it... it is what it is. Leave it. Drop it. You're a bad ***** so keep on keeping on. Please dont give up cause ya know I'll be disappointed *****. Okay byeeeeeeeeeee. Hope the future is great 🤪✌🏻 also I think you're like 27 now so you should have kids and be married. If not just keep a good body and be a ***** til the right guy comes around. As long as you dont go to the past ones listed above. They are ****** and dont deserve a queen like you. Love you, dont disappoint me