A letter from May 2nd, 2020

Dear FutureMe, You suck and you’re ***. I’m 15 rn and this **** is probably not gonna work, but anyways. Remember how cringe you ******* were. That’s right. You’re probably gonna gringe at this rn. I hope you stop being a fatass and actually get yourself an *** and big *******. You gotta look like ⏳. Anyways. To the serious **** now. You better have a cute man. Either a takuache that smoke mota with you or a cute *** ranchero. Like ****. You better have a troka too. Best be over Acxel, that ******** hoe who still lives in my nightmare thinking he’s gonna ditch me at another funeral and ignore me. Remember men ain’t ****. Don’t set your standards too low and know your worth. If you broke up with someone just know that you will get through it like your first love. Also how are things with Danny? Did you end up marrying him ? Are you guys dating rn? Right now I don’t know if I like him or not but I also want to hoe around a little bc that’s my business. Have you smoked weed yet? Too scared to get caught lmao. Also I wouldn’t be surprised if you became a stripped but your lonjas wouldn’t get men to tip you good enough 🤣. I hope you’re still friends with Erykah even tho you were mad at her, and you better have gone to Parties and still have friends in college. Better yet you better have gone to college you *****>:( jk but I love you future me you better not be depressed. Also better not be a teen mom because I know how much of a freak you are but don’t get pregnant this early >:( anyways I might send another letter but for now , I was just bored and sent this lol. I hope my dumbass doesn’t forget the password to this email too lol. Also look through your old photos on snap and either cry or cringe haha ok bye bye