Life Jim

Dear FutureMe, Once again you have managed to get yourself involved with an unavailable man - this is becoming a habit.. I can only hope that in the future you have realised that men who have impreganated other women will want to be with said mothers-of-their-offspring and you will find it heartbreaking to be around them and devestating to be rejected by them. Get over your obsession with skinny white guys with English dads - it never works out well for you and the guys you like on paper (i.e. Employed, Exotic, & Extroverted) will probably work out better than the guys you actually end up being with (i.e. Unemployed, Accessible - although not available & Depressive). PastMe (i.e. today me) just took up pipe smoking.. hopefully you can stick to that for a year and give up cigarettes entirely. You are shaving your head for cancer in 2 weeks (on your birthday) so hopefully you have a full head of hair again by the time this email comes. Now stop writing lame future emails to yourself and get on with your life Good girl :)