A letter from December 1st, 2019

this is 16 year old you dec 1st 2019 sent out like 5 and a half years into future to 21 year old you, now 22 year old you july 17th 2025. .... my dear self in the future, happy 22nd birthday from your beloved 16 year old self hopefully you haven't dangled yourself from the ceiling fan before you can read this you're definitely allowed to drink now? right? are you drunkard now you **** ******* or addicted to weed nowadays? if yes you really know how to ******* party anyways have you gotten our rats for christmas i'm planning on calling them cobbler and dragon. cool medieval ****. if youve changed their names i trust in your judgment. if we haven't gotten them i know they'll or you'll come through eventually. if you did get them im sorry if they've already passed away. they truly loved you. same goes for skittles or arizona or maui. how's william and mom doing. have you come out to them yet? what about dad? mason and nate and sierra? your friends? i'm sure you've went to college by now. have you at least socially transitioned yet there, please don't anxiety stop you.. also are you ******* ripped?? if not please kick yourself in your blubber filled cheeks fatass. even so i hope you haven't been called your deadname or she in a while i bet it feels great. i'm planning to come out as trans at school when junior year starts and i'll come out to friends during the summer before that. i swear to christ if carson and carter call us jotaro or some **** you better have clapped their cringe *** whip and naenae babie *****. have you gotten yourself a pretty girlfriend? jk trick question all girls are pretty. please kiss her on the cheek <33 she deserves it after having to look after your ugly ***** having greasy sweaty manlet looking ***. if you haven't got a gf yet then ig you have your ugly ***** having greasy sweaty manlet looking *** to look after dont tire yourself out bud. here's some quick questions; how's your relationship with dad? how's rowan? how's the memes? any fandoms you're into rn? how's your past friends? how's your current friends? what kind of job do you have? are you in college? did you move away or are you still in missouri? how's your transition going? did you decide on a different name other than joseph? what's your middle name? did you get t? how deep is your voice? got any scruff? have you ever went to europe? did you ever go to japan? did you get over your trich yet? how nice is your hair? are you still drawing? did hualian get fully animated? how famous are we lol? is that cute lu girl still drawing? okay, do you hate me? would you punch past you? would you deem past you a *******? what advice would you give to me? if you've got this please send another email to your 2030 self. is that even a real year)) i bet you'll have either nothing or a **** ton to say. anyways virginity rocks bye, joseph