A letter from November 8th, 2019

Dear Remy, Remester, Mc Rem face, Let's face it you wouldn't be wherever you are without me. Your past depressive, pessimistic excuse of a human and no I don't mean any of those things, for today I am glorious (and wearing a blonde fake mustache). I officially must call you a sad sack if you have not done the following: -are in relationship -gone to a party (not a birthday party) -drunk alcohol, but stick to our stay sober so you can drive your friends home and video them drunk rule. Is this Brexit **** over and do they warrant to assassinate Donald Trump/Dump depends what you are using? If teleportation devices have not been made I am truly sorry. Have you finished the book if not I will virtually slap you? Do you still want to be a forensic scientist? How did we go in our GCSEs and A levels please tell me you are not in prison for ********* Lucas and Hannah dealing with them for that long must have been hard. Have you figure your **** out if so please punch a bean bag. you better to university otherwise we are gonna have issues literally and figuratively. Is Eddie still alive I love my bubba and if you ****** him I will **** you! Please, we both know that in the future if you have not told the following people to get a life and **** off here's is a reminder (unless they are dead): -Ellora -Isabelle -Seraphina -Dash! (also tell him you never had a crush on him). -Lucas (to be fair we tell him every but a small reminder wouldn't hurt) Please don't be in prison or dead because I sort of want to live. Quick advice doesn't take everything so personally, if a kid pushes past you they are probably in a hurry. Good luck in life. Don't be a piece of **** when people are just trying to help. Please tell me you got into a good university for me. Also, don't be mega pissed and have a melt-down if your boyfriend breaks up with you/ you him. If he cheated **** him and if you broke up over mutual terms look for help. As I've heard break-ups hurt and I get that but don't let a boy ruin your life if you do your social life is screwed. Anyway good luck. have fun with University which you WILL go too! (right?) bye p.s don't be a *****