A letter from August 29th, 2019

Dear FutureMe, how long's this going to take that depends on you alright then i know how this bit goes my name is elton hercules john and i am an alcoholic and a cocaine addict and a *** addict i'm also a shopaholic who problems with weed prescription drugs and anger management why are you here now well my dealer was out of town i thought this seemed like a good alternative i'm here because i want to get better what were you like as a child as a child i was just five when i was five raise a cane i'll spit in your eye times are changing now the poor get fat but the fever's gonna catch you when the ***** gets back ok i dont know all the words yadda yadda reggie you're late i've had to throw your dinner in the bin get inside is he back what am i thin air he's very unreliable and very selfish well will you send him up if i'm already in bed reggie move thank you. rocketman (2019) dir. dexter fletcher i am sorry for being a crackhead i am 17 it is thursday night at 11:34 pm you have only yourself to blame for this