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Dear FutureMe, I already sent a future me email a while back but i recon it sucked. I was younger back then (well, yeah, it was the past) and you're older now haha im young. You're old. With wrinkles probably. I hate moisturising. Well, my last email hasn't come yet and im sick of waiting for it. Knowing you as i know i do because knowing you isnt too different i bet, you probably made the email to be sent in the year 3000 or something stupid like that. If you did past me then you're a dumbass and i hope future me will travel back in time to kick you really hard. Little twat making me wait so long for some email that probably says something like 'I hope your happy' and 'Happy Birthdays for all the ones i missed because you were there.' It doesn't make sense but heck, its the past so forget about it. Right now im supposed to be doing an essay on the book 'Veronika decides to Die' - remember it? I hope you got that essay done! Its t hard. And im eating Smarties. Its a big tube with a rhino on the lid. I bet you dont have a Smarties tube, do ya? Didnt think so. I hope you got round to submitting a ucas application. I hate it. I couldnt be bothered. I hope your less of a fricken procrastinator. And i hope you're a better speller too. If your not then why not? You've had years of writing more than me right now. You should be good. Remember Fikki? me too. You better still be with Andrew! Really, if your not then your a right dumbass. If you are then congrats, im sure neither of us expected it and if you aren't then get off your fatass and get him back!..unless you have someone else because, yno, that wouldn't be right. Im guessing your pudgy because im eating a lot of smarties. Its a big tube. Well not that big. The size of your foot. Anyway, i hope theres a pastme.org so you can send an email back. If i dont get one back in a few days then i guess technology has disappointed me two times. Once now and once when i get this email and i cant send me a letter back. One last thing i want you to check future me...damn i forgot...em... OH Yeah! Check my other hotmail account incase my earlier me sent you the futureme email! Urgh, im bored of emailing me now. Im guessing you'll be sad receiving this because im reminding you that im younger than you. Im in my prime. But youre old. Hahaha Bet you didnt see that coming didya! Nah you probably did. I know you. Go to a mirror. I can see you! haha Old hag. Im going to Florida this Summer. :) Bye Me I dare you to live atleast another 5 years. Congratulations for surviving by the way. Just thought i should mention that achievement quickly. Quack.