Joyeux anniversaire, moi

Bonjour moi, I know you`ll be freaking out over this, maybe something along the lines of; “OH MY FREAKING GOD, IT`S FROM THE PAST ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM”, and then proceed to roll around and start screaming that you're oh so “speshul”, but seriously, stop. Next you`ll be wondering when you sent this, with your poor memory C; I`m predicting everything so far, and lemme guess, everything’s been accurate so far, right? I’ve gotta few questions; -You & Alfie still friends~? SUPER BEST FRIENDS? -You still like APH? `Cause seriously, that was a totally life changing moment~~ - OH MY JIZZUS, HOW DID THAT MEETING WITH OXFORD//CAMBRIDGE GO?! ARE YOU STUDYING LAW/CRIMINOLOGY/ETHICS/HISTORY--POLITICS NOW?! DUDE, DUDE, DUDE. You`ll be receiving this on May 23 2012. Ya know, the year we`re supposed ta die~ ILOVEY---ME. C; LOVELOVELOVE, iggy