By this time...

I hope you've gotten your shit together. I hope you're not still working at that terrible job. I hope your cat isn't pregnant again. I hope you finally think you're good enough for one of those guys that never shaves. I hope you've lost a couple of pounds and maybe finally gotten a different haircut. I hope you're not in debt and I hope you're doing better in school. If you haven't gotten some of this done you better get on it...You don't live forever you know.