Soooo where are you now?

Dear FutureMe, Are you in college yet? I hope you're at least done with your associates in whatever the hell you've decided to become since you obviously couldn't make up your mind a year ago. Do you think that you'll FINALLY own a house? I know you're scared shitless of that responsibility but at some point people have to grow up & accept that. Did your husband come home from Afghanistan? I know how much you miss him & how lonely you are but remember that its ALWAYS worth the wait no matter how many times you've questioned that fact...it really is. You did one deployment whats waiting another year? He'll be home in no time & you can hump like rabbits from dawn until dusk. 30 days of block leave really IS awesome isn't it? How are the girls? Are they driving you completely bonkers with their attitudes? They did learn from the best ;) Is Olivia starting preschool or is there some stupid cut off rule in affect still? Ava should be potty training at this point if she hasn't already. If she hasn't, don't push. Did Sasha & Bambam stick around or did you cart them off like all the other pets you have? I know you must have Kabob & Solomon...are they declawed? Did the bitch across the street finally get her shit together & stopped sleeping with half the block or did it get worse since her husband deployed? Do you still talk to Annette? If you don't, shame on you because shes a wonderful person. Just because her husband is home doesn't mean y'all can't be buds right? Did the other biotch from hell move or is she still trying to walk all over you? How does it feel to be a godmom to that gorgeous baby born in April. Have you gone home yet? Did your mom stop harrassing you about the money you owe her? Did you save up for a car? Did you finish your side tattoo? What have you accomplished in the last year? Remember that which doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. RAKKASAN!