Blast from the past!

Dear FutureMe, I am currently addicted to Repo: The Genetic Opera- hopefully you still like it- Cuz if you recall it was bloody awesome! (And GraveRobber was a hottie...)Let's see I'm sending this to you from a year or so in your past- so by this point you've graduated college. OMG! How was graduation? How was introducing the family around? Did Olivia survive the plane trip ok? Yeah, Call your mom. You know she'd want to hear from you (and she'll remind you to call grandma, so I don't have to do that here.) You living with Brendan yet? Seriously girl, you should be. He put a ring on your finger and while I don't expect you to be hitched yet, if he isn't at least out of his parents house then drag him to Texas and lock him in your closet. I hope you've found a job that suits you- did teach for America come through? I am worried about that, mostly because I'm not sure if I want to teach and another because I don't know if I'll be as gung-ho as I need to be. Maybe it's awesome... CALL ALICE! seriously if you haven't kept up with that sexy beast I'll break Einstein's theory of relativity and come back from the past and beat you. Ok, let's see time capsule time: it's 5 weeks before graduation, I had a spinal tap last week- yeah they cranked that shit up to 11 baby, (if you're still writing, then that could be a story like whoa), I played Frank'n'Furter last week for the first time and was awesome! You knew all the words and looked sexy as hell. So what I want you to do now? Well if you haven't met up with Alice and Ed, do it and shoot those guns. You're a Texan for goodness sake, you should shoot one (or many) at least once in your life. Buy that damn corset already; spring for steel boning, you know you want it. Still want that tattoo? Then get a consultation- You've only a year til you're 24, so you're golden. You've wanted it since you were 12- yeah, you'll get addicted to tattoos, but hey at least you're not on drugs! Dance- my god girl, no matter where you are find a club and go! And if you're in Austin you better be going to Body Choir... Do you own a coloring book? well get one (hello kitty is the shiznit) and crayons with a sharpener (not colored pencils doofus) and go to town. When was the last time you got laid? Oh really? I order you to go pick up a sexy woman (or several) tonight and get laid. Or if you prefer put on that tie-on pair of panties Brendan likes and ride that boy until you wear him out. Or as a 'I'm too busy option" get down with your bad self. I'm talking music, hitachi magic wand, the whole nine yards. Put that spiked collar on and dance- you know you want to. Go sing karaoke! I want you to want me, Fever, And then maybe something new? get a little drunk, be a little crazy, have a ball and pass out your number to all the hotties- never know- they might actually call! *grin* And now to get heavy on you, Are you happy? Can you look at yourself in the mirror and smile? Can you sit with someone and gush about your life- your friends, coworkers, lovers, all that stuff? If not then please, please my gorgeous one, take a step back and figure out why you aren't. Then get rid of that thing. You can always step down from a position, get rid of a user, or just say no to volunteering--- YOU'RE ALLOWED TO MAKE MISTAKES! seriously if you're still beating yourself up over little things, well, see the above mentioned breaking relativity. It will be 10th dimensional dealings yo. (if you can't remember that video you watched with Jeremy google it!) Yeah, have fun- cuz you're an earthy mama, big tits, baby bearing hips and a nerd-tacular brain that if we were twins you know for sure there'd be some twin-cest going on. HUGS! you know you want some- find someone to hug ASAP- get as many as you can every single day, especially today. Now I love you, so go to bed at a reasonable bloody hour! It's 2 am here and I'm *still* listening to REPO. Write me back- or rather write me forward. You know you love this kind of stuff. And Last but not least- We're all free to wear sunscreen- & don't you forget it! xoxo ivy <3 less then 3 and all that stuff xi