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Dear Steven, this is yourself from 4 years ago. I am writing to you and I'm not quite sure what to tell you. As of right now I'm an arrogant asshole, that most people will just cut out and not talk to. I think I'm funny, but in all terms of the word, in no way in hell am I funny what-so-ever. I get pissed off, all of the time but never say anything about it. I hate my teachers, I hate Ryan, and I just want mom and dad to leave me the hell alone. Hopefully, you're actually reading this, and in no point in time between March 2nd 2009 and March 2nd 2013 do I die. Right now Barack Obama is president. And if you're still the republican SOB that I am today, then you would hate that aswell. After I just typed that last sentence, I really hope that you're not a Democrat, that would really piss me off. Hopefully, you're kickin' ass and takin' names in High School. My god do I want to move on with my life. Also, I hope you have a college lined up there and you didnt fuck up your life, as of yet. JESUS CHRIST! That just reminded me! If you're even a druggy or an alcoholic, I'm going to kick your ass! Or actually, that means you're kicking your own ass. Or I'm kicking my ass? Whatever. But really, if you ruined your life... oh wow. Oh yeah, and hopefully (third time I've said hopefully) you did not find religion as of yet, and that you never do. Jesus is not real dude, just incase you didn't know that. I'd just that I'd throw this little tid-bit in there for you to laugh at, as of right now, my best friends are Brad Forsythe, Andrew Steinhauser, Nick Kopy, Nick Glatzhofer, Ethan Mickler, and Jason Cook. Hopefully, all of those kids are dooshers and you don't talk to any of them. Man would that put a smirk on my face. That just reminded me! Another thing you can laugh at. All of my little catchphrases... here they are... That just put a smirk on my face... Am I laughing?... Umm..I hate you..a lot.... Umm..screw you?... I'm tired of this shit. I hope you got a good laugh out of that. Really, I just wrote this letter to give you a good laugh. I've always believed (and hopefully you still do) that the world would be a hell of a better place, if everyone was laughing and smiling. Comedy brings happiness to people. It makes them smile and gets them through the day. Hopefully it has that affect to you. So good day my future self and I hope this letter brightened your early March day. Later. -Steven.