A letter from January 1st, 2015

Dear nelle, howdy doody! happy birthday! you are dancing queen. young and sweet, only 17. do you still like hetalia, homestuck, classic rock, idolmaster and katamari? i hope so. if not, jfc get a hold of yourself! are you still studying entemology? and good tumblr memes? heehee. u still pan as fuuck? better be, also senpai, is his hair back to normal? i know how upset we were when he cut it. is it perf now? good.., also, remember to sLAY AT everything. you are perfect, precious and amazing!!! and i love you~ (me) hahaha what a dork. you will become a gr8 entemologist and have all the babes! is that biatch weeb still trying to make that godawful manga? what a weeaboo. mixing your OC's with canon? bad idea. ugh. also, halloween idea: try to cosplay gamz. or be scary little girl. (use marianne!) try to look less ugh. jk ur perf. also u better still like dick bagger and giripan and zettobi. or else i will smack you. also, look in your rolling stones book! there will be 5 dollars. i've hid it for your birthday present. wowowowow! is game grumps still good? yes? i hope so. goddaaaaaamn. youve grown up so fast. i remember when we were just a small nelle. during our weeb phase. how disturbing. just one more year, and you'll be an adult. amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTfzuVysvLg remember this, you meme loving fuck? im not even telling you what it is. figure it out your goddamn self. hint: its a mOTHERFUCKING JAM! JFC DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT PICS OF DAVID BOWIE. YOU NEED SOME SEXY IN YOUR LIFE. hell yeah bitch dis go hard as hell flocka i will suck big dick team slut all day and week month year and century i love big naps D I C K S Q U A D *Mick Jagger voice* Whoops. I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.HAVE YOU SEEN the sybil movie yet? do it motherfucking now! any good fanfics? better be i want some hardcore sufin, but dont uke-ify tino!!!!!! im not a weeaboo i swear. that is over me. awayways, happy birthday. did game grumps ever finish sonic boom? i hope so. are u and shae still pals? please say yes. and about the five dollars, it was all a ruse,,,,, ahahahahahahaaa! aint i a stinker? did ninjabridge come back with a new ep? i hope so. goodbye for now, nelle. I love you. You are my everything. goddamn, i am so narcisstic arent i? heehee. adios motherfucker.