Wow.

Dear FutureGonzo! I feel like it's a bit dangerous sending things to you so far into the future. I don't know what things will be like on the 1st of December, 2009. That's not very long from now, I guess. Are we still together? I'd like to think now that it's likely that we are.. But maybe it's just as likely that we're not. In any case, you'll still remember me. We probably still attend the same school and we took lots of the same subjects this year =] Well, your year, not mine. Mine's coming! Was your year fun? I hope everything's all good and happy. Does Sylvia still work at Muffin Break? Did she even get the job? Have you and Sylvia had a threesome with someone you guys met on the internet? Did Sylvia cheat on you? XD Wouldn't it be amusing if you and Sylvia just broke up like a few days ago because she cheated on you! And now you're all sad >:D But she probably didn't do that, right? She doesn't want to. Not now, anyway. Maybe you're with someone else now and you're happy. Maybe Sylvia died! Then this will be even sadder to read. Unless you weren't sad about Sylvia dying. Maybe you killed her. Well. She's going to come back and haunt you. She'll always be at 26 Sheppard Avenue. So don't move out of it! But if she did actually die, don't feel any pressure to stay there. She doesn't even believe in ghosts. Well, maybe a little bit. But maybe she has no intention to remain on Earth as one. Or maybe she had no choice? How did your subjects go this year? I guess it's silly asking you questions because it's not like I'm going to get a reply. Actually, make sure you send Sylvia an email when you get this. Tell her how fucking retarded this is and how you can't believe she would do something so fucking lame. You're a big year 13 next year! Did you get any maturer? I'd say you won't have. You just finished your exams. You had a classics exam, an english one, a maths one, a Japanese one, and a bio one. But not a Gateway exam. Did you even do Gateway or did they not let you because it's for people that are struggling academically? You had one less exam than last year. I hope they went good and you didn't fail anything. I'm guessing that you're taking all the same subjects but dropping Gateway.. Not much option for you there if you hate one of your subjects? Or more. You get study periods. Cool. Sylvia's going to get her motorcycle next year! Just 9 months from your point in time! Which makes me realise how long it is from my point in time. Are you still going to be with her so you can be her pillion passenger and wear a helmet and put your arms around her waist and hope that she doesn't kill you both? This is so far away into the future that I can't actually comprehend what it'll be like, but I don't think it'll have changed too drastically. You'll still be at school. And this will arrive eventually, no matter how far away it it. It's only one year. Do you remember what it was like this time last year? Was it happy? Is it better or worse for you how it is now? Do you have a new girlfriend? Is she hot? Is she hotter than Sylvia? Or did you realise that you are in fact homosexual? Do you have a hot sexy boyfriend? Probably not. Did Sylvia steal your penis?