Dear Dr piccolo of the future.
Surely yous a doc by now. That reminds me, got any xanny's bro? Just got this back problem and/or anxiety, need it for medicinal purposes.
So cunt, sgoing on? Me? Ok I'll answer first. So in the past Kevin's a douchbag who is all "wooooooow" and talks smack. Tom just bought the most fucked morphsuit to fuck with me while I'm tripping, jase is still brutal. Lol is jase in jail yet? "Fuck boi, I smacked this cunt out cos he was BEIN A FUUUUUK!!!." Vance has the most ridiculous life of any of us. Burge moved or something. Leah is with Shane. "DRUGS??? YOU WANT SOME DRUGS? TAKE SOME DRUGS BRO! DRUGS! DRUGS! DRUGS!" *fistpump*. Dude chill the fuck out Shane! You'd think with all those xannys he's got he's be a little more chill.
So what else? Chyeah is a thing in the past. Remember chyeahs? Bustins mates. "Cowabunga duuuude haaeeaeaeooeaeoa"
Dude I hope you read these. I these are all going into your junk folder or you changed email ages ago MARK MY WORDS, IM GONNA SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
Anyway, happy birthday of whatever. Hope you do a line of coke while gettin your dick sucked. Cum on her face too, fuck it, yoloswag.
Alrighty, I'm gonna go back to listening to mf doom, and imaging I'm a cool black rapper doing lines of coke and getting bj's.
PEACE NIGGAH
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