A letter from March 31st, 2014

Dear FutureMe, Age: 19 Sky, our cat, is hanging out with us. He likes to eat cheeseits. I am really thirsty right now but I don't want to get up.(；一_一) I hung out with Steve at GCC today. He looked hot as always! (＠_＠;) just kidding around. Anyway, our dad has been having these random nose bleeds lately. Mia says he could have leukemia, but I think he's snorting crack. It makes sense because Mom says he takes a lot of cashback money whenever he goes out. So maybe he is buyin drugs or payin a hooker. It is the only logical solution based on the limited information we have.