A letter from May 13th, 2024

Dear FutureMe, tbh im not even doing this far into the future but my chihuahua Maria's birthday is in a few days (the day I sent you this) and she will be 9
please remember to:1. give her every ice lolly in the freezer2. bring her out on two long morning walks3. give her a bath with her favourite vanilla and strawberry scent4. give her large portions of yourfood if you have any5. make her the most comfortable amazing princess bed the night before6. **** anybody who is mean to her on that day7. post her on your snap, instagram, and tiktok story and tell everyone you know it is her birthday8. watch her favourite movie with her in the early morning (diary of a wimpy kid dog days)9. not tell her off if she does anything bad, this is the QUEENS day

and the normal rules are still applied to my cat minx, my kitten mable, and my other chihuahua margarita. may all three of them worship maria (as if they dont already)