It's summer!!!

Dear bored, lethargic, lazy, sloth-like, tired, grumpy summer self, I just thought you might like an email filled with stuff to do, because you always get bored during the summer. So here you go!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Go outside and run/walk a mile. I know you don't feel like it, but do it anyway!! Don't you want to do cross-country and track next year? Still bored? Call up a friend. Maybe someone can come over. Not working? Play with the brother. No? Do your summer reading. Or just read whatever else. Not now? See if you can convince someone to take you somewhere. If they disagree, remember that in a year you'll be able to drive. Is it raining? Go outside!! Get soaked, have fun, then come inside and make popcorn. Watch the History Channel. They have such interesting stuff sometimes. Pull up weeds. Its fun if you get into it. Take a nice long bath. Do your nails. Or toenails. Sleep super-early. Then, wake up super early the next day! Play children's games. Get out all the stuffed animals, jump on the bed, and act like a maniac. Clean out your closet. The stuff in there is enough to entertain you for hours. Figure out how to do the binary system. Read tons of stuff on Wikipedia. Go for a bike ride. Get a camera and take a ton of pictures. Explore the creek again. You haven't been there for ages. Clean out your email inbox. Promise not to touch the computer for the entire day. Figure out how to cook. Imagine what high school will be like. See if you remember your JYL speech. Try to give it again. Find a cool song on the computer and play it on the piano. Practice the flute or the piano. You really need to. See if there is anything you can sign up for during the summer. Read the entire newspaper, instead of just the comics. Keep track of calories for a day. Try to drink 8 glasses of water and all that. Go shopping for stuff to wear in high school. Use MS Paint to create a cool picture. Do you still remember that website you made? Update it! See if someone will volunteer to take you in a nice long car ride. Those are always so pleasant. See if someone will volunteer to be in the car while you drive it. :) Try on all of your old clothes and see what you still can wear. Send an email to yourself via FutureMe. Write a letter to yourself and put it in the mailbox for tomorrow. Write letters to others. Send/don't send them. Actually eat meals at proper times. Make birthday cards and Valentines and Christmas cards. Find your old origami book and make something. Get ready for Halloween!! Only five months away!! Make a new email signature. Create one of those animal things using keyboard signs (like the monkey) Create a schedule for what you will do this summer. Do that old puzzle thing: http://intelligence-test.net/part1/ Find some Sodoku to do. Go buy a puzzle book that will keep you entertained. Play hide-and-seek. Communicate with the outside world! Talk to someone. Try to do everything on this list in one day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good luck! Have a wonderful summer! Love, Your bored, lethargic, lazy, sloth-like, tired, grumpy President's-Day-weekend self