if the world still exists...

Congrats, HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY!!! You are a rich fuck. You have to be because if you weren't you would have killed yourself by 2009 and you wouldn't be reading this today. Life is great, have everything you ever needed, except maybe for love cause true love doesn't come to everyone. Well at least you got money and getting laid. Today you are at work on Christmas Eve. and you have all of next week off including New Years. You are eating the turkey that your boss got you with mash potatoes, gravy, corn, pumpkin pie, bread, stuffing. Watching Seinfeld Season 3. Enjoy whats left of your life!!! Remeber you are the MAN!