You old bastard!

Aaron, It's 2012 and you are facing the end of the Mayan Great Cycle. Hopefully you are doing well. I hope you're keeping PrettyPennyProductions.com up to date. Maybe you have millions of hits per year and you'll lose this to a spam filter -- you get enough spam as it is with just a hundred hits per day. Right now you're sitting in your room in your underpants. You just watched Open Water, which you thought was okay. Not too great. But sort of inspiring, maybe, even though it wasn't quite as low budget as Buddy Cop Show -- you're in the process of filming Buddy Cop Show Season 2, right now, not even sure if you'll be able to finish it because you just came to the devestating conclusion that you might not even be able to pay rent, this month, let alone shoot a freakin' TV series. Maybe you won't. That would suck. :( Do they still have emoticons on your end? Have they been replaced by some kind of crazy CYBEREMOTICON? That would kick some badonk. If you're all stressed out right now, you should really relax. I order you to smoke a pipe or a cigar or something, have a drink, listen to some classical music on vinyl, read a book - be really pretentious. Or maybe go fishing. Or start a new hobby. Or learn about something new! Call up one of those guys you might not talk to very much, any more. Are you still chillaxin' with Bobby? How is that bastard? Is he really fat? Are YOU really fat? I hope you're not fat, dude. Or bald. How's Sean? Did he get through puberty okay? Did he surpass you in the path to fame? You need to do something with Dad, too. He's done a lot for you, I hope you've managed to pay him back somehow or another. He'd do anything for you. I hope mom's quit smoking by now. If she hasn't then make her, damnit. Tell her you love her -- you never call, you never write! This is so crazy. I wish you could write back. That would be SUPER COOL. Mayhap you can! OH AWESOME! SEND IT NOW! AND SOME STOCK TIPS YA JERK! Dag, yo. It's hard to come up with things to tell a future you who 's theoretically wiser and smarter than you. How can I give YOU advice? You need to be giving ME advice. Hey, it feels sorta like I have a big brother BUT HE'S TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE! OMG! Hey, that might make a cool movie! I -HOPE- you're still making movies!!! I can't really send you any cool links or anything cuz they'll probably be dead, by then. Is your livejournal still up? Go look up what was going on today. There isn't much action as of right now. I can't wait to see how embarassed you are reading that crap. I'm gonna embarass the crap out of you!!! I'm gonna make a slim jim beef jerky time capsule, now. I'm feeling all FUTURE-ORIENTED! Ciao for now, bra. Hopefully this brought a weird creepy feeling to you! Stay young forever! Keep it real! Peace out, biznitch!