*Cue eerie music* This is from the past...

Hey, so I'm going to get right to the point. I hope that you have a love life by now. It better be a fucking great one, full of mutual respect, passion and love. I hope it is also a fun relationship where you're free to laugh as loud and as frequently as possible and your occasional giggle-snorts don't annoy the guy. He better be amazing in bed too, as right now, I'm still a virgin and my imagination is doing me any favours, :). You better be indulging in those fantasies of yours too. If you kept the Hello Kitty Journal, you'll see what they were, printed out and hidden in its secret compartment. I hope your anxiety is remaining at bay, and you're out taking advantage of what this world has to offer, for you deserve amazing things. I'm giving you 3 and a half years... You've been an aunt for a couple years, and I hope you're a great one. All that knitting I've learned better not have gone to shit! Friend-wise, I hope Chris is still around in your life and that you two are still great friends. You met him in 2010, I am glad I know him. He's one amazing guy, not like the others, and I would hate it if you didn't talk to him anymore. You'll be getting one more of these so don't delete this email address. Love you