the many adventures of junior year!

Dear FutureMe, Well..... you have graduated now.... good job I guess... Hopefully your going to a college besides rivier because... that would be obnoxious...Well Myah died in October of 2009 and we got a new puppy maizie... Lily had kittens near graduation maybe you still have Bon/Bone Qui Qui... or whatever richard named the fucking cat..... This week shawna and jeff and cori left for New York to play softball (surprise surprise) well I guess we got ANOTHER puppy as well named Maggie..... This should be interesting. Junior year was probably the best year of all time besides freshmen year.... You became close friends with Joey Abis and Dan Gilligan... Probably the best that could have ever happened in your life considering they are ten times better than the regular girlfriend...... I think it started in October when you amanda jacqui and their germans... including sara julia and cori ... oh and Joey went to 5 guys burgers and fries... it gradually allowed you to go out for lunch with joey and dan to dunks which gradually turned to sadness because that was when Mallory was away in mexico so you were the replacement.... well then you did bye bye birdie rehearsal with sara for orchestra pit which was really really REALALLLLLLLYLYYYYYYYY FUN!!!!! except you kind of bailed on Sara and hung out with tthe drama department including Mariela and Abby Darin which is how your "wolf pack" was completed :) I think you became better friends with Abby when you told her about Mijo... which became a huge success with.... everyone in the drama department which was good comic relief consideering they lost Quinn in the mont vernon murders... but... thats another thing you can read in the news paper.... anyway if you don't remember Mijo which you probably do.... Mijo is Emmet the annoying beagle who lives across the street... Mijo means in spanish my son.... which goes along with how gross Mijo come back to bed is....but anyway the little yipping chuachua Gorge came out and was like... MIJOOOOO COMEEEE BACK TO BED!!!! so emmett and gorge went back to the backyard and me and cori went on our merry way going onto the bus.... By including myself to these Birdie rehearsals.... you were introduced to 86 (including tax) cent cumbies cum run in which you got a large slushie that taste like shit in my mouth now..... Well these cum runs allowed you to meet new people generally freshmen and sophomore ie: Michelle Contos, Isaiah, Ryan "Ruldoph" Ieradi, Bradley Odhner, and Tanner Husman... probably the next Joey Abis in my opinion... theres nothing wrong with that.. he should probably get that fixed though considering Joey was seen as the most disgusted? person in Souhegan because well he always going up the wrong alley with girls including Amanda.. and basically any hot girl he thought was worthy of his attention.... I think what really got me and dan to be good friends again was the time... in opening night I was joking with dan that he should include Mijo in one of his lines.. well on the scene when Dan is about to kiss grace... his line was better brace yourself chick... well instead he said... BETTER BRACE YOURSELF MIJO..... it was soooooo subtle that the only people who picked up on it was the backstage and the.... the stage... IT WAS PERFECT!!!! and me and dans friendship was rekindled... probably for better!!!! Thats where Dan and Madi met too.... it was probably tech week when they started tellling jokes to each other then they started gradually started liking each other.. in my opinion I think Dan started liking Madi and madi wanted to date someone so she was yeah sure... but he did soooooo cuuuuttte he wrote a letter being like well its obvious that i like you and I know that we haven't really known each other for that long I wanted to know if you would go on a date so we could get to know each other so check yes, no, or maybe.. and he put the note in a little cake I think he made.... So during Bye Bye practices were going on I dumped Tuerk as my prom date... but then I realized that Joey was going to ask Caroline Stone to prom... so I decided to take him back... which I'm glad I did because it ended up finding out that Caroline totally wasn't digging Joey at prom or the last weeks before prom and was not happy with prom and left early... I felt bad but.... me and mariela told joey flat out don't do it..... its a huge mistake she's not into you at all.... I calls what I sees them I guess..... Well during February vacation Tuerk and you and joey and dan went to Rainforest CAfe which was fun but Tuerk was not happy because he was just trailing behind me and Joey and Dan which I feel bad because.... I tink he thought it was a date.... WELLLLLLL oh yeah.... you found out that in January that Drew Benoit had a crush on me... awkward... that all i had to say.. he asked me out on facebook and multiple times in public at school.... what was awkward was somehow Nathan found out so in chemistry he was like... Does Drew know that you and tuerk are going to prom... Luckily that went into deaf ears... thats how you met Monroe and JJ Houghton... i mean you knew monroe already because... everybody knows monroe friendliest kid in school except his brother Jimmy probably the most obnoxious kid in school... but I hope things are better for him because well that kid has a spirit that hopefully won't break. So you were able to eat lunch with the seniors which was really really nice considering Amanda Sara and Meghan sucked... like I hated sitting with them and it was good riddence because I was soooooo tired of them just talking about the same damn thing and I would get shut out unless it was a benefit towards them..... So you sat with Abby and her crew which was cool becasue they got my humor much more!!!! Remember that obnoxious intern Aaron from Dicks class? you and johnny would mock him all the time about his swedish wife who we thought looked like she was 13.. and the fact that he was two weeks late with your JRP... by the way never write a JRP on the topic that he wrote on his disertation worst thing you ever did... it was a great thesis... could terrorism be justified but some of your informatino was probably not so strong like the point that the South African president Nelson Mandela was no longer president... oh well you learned alot anyways... You got a new car... well not really new more like the honda and you got a job hopefully another one considering theres no bank in working as a cashier at market basket..... Remember when Joey and Dan first came to your line???? you saw dan dnd joey come in then dissappear then they got the most awkward stuff in the store... I think it was like Pop eye spinach bottle nipples and...... candy?? because you guys were supposed to go see alice and wonderland.... then they came in your line and it was funny then the bagger was like you know those two... then it was like 930 and you made them miss the movie :) I'm gonna miss them so much!!! I hope your still friends with themm... atleast with dan because lets be honest your going to be chilling with Joey because he wont' make any friends in college...Baltimore was really really fun1!!! except thats where Cinque and you basically declared Italian war... like JERSEY SHORE!!!!! what a hot mess of a show.. I like Mike D and Snooki the most to be honest!!!! Anyway remember when you hijacked Joeys facebook account and dan wrote Mmmmmmm dicks as his status!!! :D Lets seeeeee oh yeah BRUCCCCCEEEE CLEEEEAVVVVEEEELLAAAANDDDD I loved when we went to the renasaince fair and we were green and the fact that it was the evil guy!!!! oh yeah we totally kicked ass too the competition though wasn't so good considering the concert band sucked we were too cocky and didn't win as much awards... I think Chris Noise was the best intern we ever had!!! we played Encanto where there was this huge timpani solo and it was amazing!!! better than Matt or golem who I saw working at Dunkin Donuts... oh the TROOLLLLLLLLLLL I was in shock when I saw Jen Abis I assumed she was going to be around 5.4 brown hair and petite... NOPE!!! she was everything except petite.. which reminds me you lost 10 pounds!!!! wowooooowowowowowo Im so excited to go to the doctos and be like SUCK IT SUCK IT!!!!! I still haven't taken the SATs... in time though!!! Carl likes his coffee black like his women!!!! im so happy that Kory joined band and Im soooo glad I am doing sophomore band with Dan and bradley and i guess tanner but he is just an accessory!!!! Im pissed that Carl didn't pick me for drum major but FUCKING TUCKER BROWN!!! god dammit!!! whatever.... I really really wanted to do it!!! but I guess Im supposed to stay as a percussionist playing the triangle in marching band... i mean.... I totally owned Carl during orrchestra pit when I played the drum set.. not so well but I did it... then I just owned at graudation when I set everything up... i mean he was like mick.... im so glad that you are here and your whats keeping this percussion together... joey was like your now part of the I suck carls dick club... HORRAY! I met Mrs. Gilligan and Mrs. Abis oh yeah and was black listed by Mrs. Darin when I made the penis cupcake for bye bye birdie cast party.... thats when joey and dan snook into my house... I was bout to shit my pants when it happened but it was so exciting!!!! oh yeah thats when Sarah told you about the time when Molly and Joey dated for like three weeks and was like.... how do you get cum out of your hair??? HAHAHAHAHA ew... thats what started you and dans dick fetish.. such as the mickey avalon song MY DICK... and TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR except you have to say it with a deep black man voice!!! oh yeah over the summer you threw reese peanut buttercups at peoples cars and houses!!! and wore mustaches at Chilis!!! you clive dived at a quary!!!Prom was probaby the best dance ever.... remember when we played sarahs ipod and living in the sunlight loving in the moonlight was played and we drove in Shawnas mini van!!! HAHAHAHH PRRROOOOOMMMM was awesome... it made me realize every girl thinks to themselves that they are the ugly duckling and that that night is there revelation night where they become the swan and thats how i felt you slow danced with Tuerk to lady antelbellum (awkward) adn joey and Hayden grinded on rachel fairfield which was hilarious!!! oh yeah.. Caroline hung out with Molly for the whole night and joey and her left early to drop Caroline off at her house!!! hahahahaha epic fail.. remember when you abby julia dan madi and joey drove to conway and in a quiet five minutes you and joey sang money can't buy you class at the same exact time randomly... idk if he wasn't stupid and sooo old school he would realize we are totally meant to be best friends!!1 i mean we watch and listen to the same exact stuff... oh well i mean dan told joey behind my back that i liked joey which is awkward because I found that out because I read dans text messages which I feel reallly bad so i hope dan told joey that I'm not interested.... It sucked because he totally messed me up at Baltimore... like he would hold my hand and do that stuff... just completly messedd me up... Remember when the band went to the ESPN zone at like 1030 in the morning and there were still beer bottles??? ha that was probaby the best food ever considering the fact that carl made us eat in the shittiest buffett it was disgusting I think I lost like 5 pounds from starving on that food.... EW!!!! I almost cried at graduation when I had to put away all of the stuff while Joey and Dan and everyone else were enjoying themselves... I was wicked bummed.. expecting not to see them at all but I actually saw them more.... Like later on that night they skipped project graduation and hung out with me... they are like my brothers. .... or .... friends...which I love so much!! the only thing is that I think Madi is trying to sabotage me and dans friendship like.... LADLFGJOT43ALJF im not sure i guess she doesn't like the dan that comes out when me and him are together.. whatever I don't care... befcause me and dan were friends first.... I think me and his friendship would last long er than their relationship... thats harsh.. I just knocked on wood... I think they are happy together but then again I'm staying out of the loop...Cori graduated middle school woohoo?? im gonna go and tan.i. because im paler than a ghost .... good bye and see you in the future... just in case you ever lose your phone... i want you to remember this text because its the one that dan sent to you in the beginning of your friendship.. "imagine a giant cock flying toward your mouth, and ther'es nothing you can do about it. And youre like, oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing" and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then last moment it changes trajectory, and hits you in the eye. you think to yourself well at least i've avoided that part.. but then the cock rears itself back out and stabs you in the eye again, and again relentlessly. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your very gray matter and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. you slur a plea of help sounding like a drunk SPED kid, but its no use, everyone else is off dancing. in a fit of rage, the giant cock forrthrightly slaps you across the cheek, rendering you to fall down on all fours. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself into your anus whe3re it resides uncomfortably for 3 maybe 4 hours. and that is what a saturday rehearsal feels like. godspee... mar 12, 2010 11:22 am BYE! OHHHH WAAAITTT i forgot one more thing!! remember baltimore... like the time Joey and dan slept in the same bed and joey woke up at like 430 in the morning and all of a sudden he turns around to see dan and for atleast five minutes they stare at each other and dan says... get down bitch... joey saying GET OUTTA HERE!!! don't forget the search for the Cinquous Mincous... who wants to bang the Cece!!! oh and Jo lin the foreign exchange student who you slept next to.... omg1!!!!! Remember the giant barnes and nobles sitting on the deck and seeing carl with his wife and Max... then joey texting carl saying I spy with my little eye something fat and bald.. then asking Carl if he got the text and him replying.. I spy with my little eye... something small and bald.. I see the future.. atleast my hair grows back!!! ahahahahahahaha that left joey speechless!!! I STILL HATE LADY GAGA AND LOVE MCFLY AND SILLY BANDS ARE THE NEWEST FAD... GOOD BYE