A letter from July 4th, 2018

Dear FutureMe, uhhhhhh happy 21st bday? As I write this I’m just about to turn 14 darn you’re old. Actually I’m kind of concerned as to where you’ll be at Bc you’ll be done w college and it’ll be scary but hey at least you survived I think. Oh well idk I mean I hope you ended up with Anthony like ohmygosh if you didn’t ima be mad I stg,,,,, lmao imean it’s 2018 as I’m writing this and it’s 2025 now........ what that’s like seven years Jesus Christ what ok seven years ago I was sliding down a water slide and playing hot potato..... I hope you actually did something with your life you lazy piece of **** like god you’re so lazy you know that ok bye