A letter from June 13th, 2018

Dear Ella/THEQUEEN Right now I'm in the 7th grade. It's very boring. The end of the school year is the worst. Soo many assignments and citizenship threats. I'm actually in ELA right now doing an assignment 2 days before school ends, this letter, how fun right?!?! *cough*no*cough* I really wish Hershey was still alive, but shes probably not... Also, I hope you still stan Ethan only. Do you still play the cello? I hope so, but at the same time I really don't care. Istg if you didn't get into ABC or UofM I'm going to grab a time machine and blast my way over to your failure house and smack the sense into you. I feel like throwing up right now, yuck. I'm hot and sweaty, I bet you still get sweaty easily. Did you g to the gym and ya know what? Cause if so, YOU GO GIRL!!! Sorry if you sound weird rht now, I'm mentally a 4 year old. Did Micah drop out of college? What a shame... I still feel like I'm gonna puke my guts out. Lately, everybody has been saying that my outfits are cute, do they look hecka good now? Fashion Nova Babyyy EAWUHHHHH (Cardi B. reference) I'm gonna say this and I don't care: I don't care that you broke your elbow. NOW ITS TIME FORRRRRRR *drum roll* 13 YEAR OLD ELLA'S FAILURE PLANS!!!!! Lets say you didn't get into UofM, do dumb crap on YouTube for stacks. Also, when you go to college (or not, but you better because I'll **** you) you better have a budget, Ramen Noodles and 5 dollar Hot & Readys only. Did you run into Ethan? If so, OMG I'M GONNA CRAP MY DRESS & DIE, HES SOOOO PRETTY... Did you get a pretty boyfriend yet? He better be smart, can cook. gets a good amount of money, have a pretty smile, GOOD FASHION SENSE andddd a lot more... I still really don't care about your future job, you could just do anything good. I wanted to ask you what you wanted to be now butttt uhhh... since in the past I wanted to be an artist, photographer, singer, writer and a doctor, yeah, I'll leave it to you. I hope Ethan Dolan falls in love with you and you can have two mini Ethans running around the house and one little girl, dont choose favorites dumbbutt... ADIOS MAMIIIII