So...

Dear FutureMe, I see that after 6 years, 5 months and 26 days, we still haven't achieved our goals. What happened to going back to college, getting a degree, and seeing the world before you're 30? Were a mess, and we both know it. Lucky for us, we foresaw this situation, and went looking for buried treasure yesterday. Well, technically 6 years, 5 months and 27 days ago. And we found it. Of course, knowing that we'd desperately need this bail-out in the future, we buried it again, in an even more secret place,and decided to send ourselves a map before having our memory wiped by repeatedly hitting ourself in the head with a sledgehammer. Unfortunately, it was kind of obvious that in the 6 years, 5 months and 26 days between us writing this and reading it, the government would finalise their plans to take over the interwebs, and any obvious directions to the treasure will undoubtedly fall into the British-Indonesian Terrifying Cthulu Eating Sect alpha - Hands Of Evil, aka B-ITCH/HOE. To avoid this quite frankly terrifying dilemma we have hidden the map in the safest of safe place. Go to the place where our cat was buried. We'll understand when we get there. Oh, and happy birthday ^_^