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Dear FutureMe, Hey! How am I doing! HAPPY B-DAY. I was on mlia when I found out about this web called futureme.org where you can send your futur self and email. So i'm going to just make one of the longest emails I have ever made. Ready set go. I so hope that I still like Tokio hotel. If not they are crap! Believe it! Stop cutting yourself (even though it realeses the stress) STOP IT JUST STOP!! Gosh! I'm so hard to control XD! Remember... Oh crap I forgot!!! See what I do!!! I blame myself!! BTW if i forgot there is 40$ behind the picture frame! Ok got it? By eyeliner with that money! It didn't eat lunch for 3 months for that money! Don't waste it on something.... serouse. Oh! You can even by a ton of candy with that money 2! RANTS!!! So my first rant is about (drum roll please)… That most movie/book reviews have spoilers. Excuse me for wanting to find out if someone liked the movie without someone telling me the ending. Don’t people know that when people look at movie reviews they don’t want spoilers? HELLO!! Let me tell you. They don’t!! Couldn’t you people even put a sign before you spoil a book/movie like **DON’T READ AHEAD (SPOILER)**. Is that so hard? I don’t think so. Orange, pourange, doorhenge… lorange?? Nothing. My next rant is about why in the world does no word in the English language rhymes with orange. Did someone one day go “Hey look!!! Weird sphere like fruits. I shall call the “Orange” just to get Mona and millions of others in the English speaking world angry and flabbergasted when trying to come up with something that rhymes with “Orange”!” (And yes I did you the word flabbergasted- look it up). Good work weird person who names fruit!! I’m pretty sure millions of people who speak your native language hates you guts. Have you ever done something impulsive or have an impulse to do something mean/bad. I get that need a lot (mostly around that time *wink wink*) Usually its the need to physically hurt someone. They might not have even done anything to you but… You still have the nagging fee FUNNY CRAP!! 15 percent of Americans secretly bite their toenails In a speech made in 1961, John F. Kennedy was recorded as speaking at 327 words per minute, the fastest in public history There is a law in France against selling dolls without human faces In the first century AD, Roman doctors endorsed the brushing of teeth with urine most peoples hair stops growing at 3 ft 91 cm Children grow faster in the springtime The average person supposedly falls asleep in seven minutes The human feet perspire half a pint of fluid a day More people are killed annually by donkeys than are killed in airplane crashes Cat's urine glows under a blacklight. Stan, the first Spanish dog ever fitted with contact lenses, was hit by a car the day after he was fitted with them A kangaroo can't jump unless it's tail is touching the ground Camel's milk does not curdle. Porcupines masturbate (I'm not kidding) A jiffy is one-hundred-thousand-billion-billionth of a second 07) If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. Yeah, i know I'm not cool. Im totally opposite. I'm hot! 'i am nobody? Nobody's perfect. Therefore I am perfect." What is better than eternal bliss? Nothing. But a slice of bread is better than nothing. Therefore a slice of bread is better than eternal bliss. Ain't that a kick in the butt Vote for me and nobody gets hurt Live and let live You're FIRED!! Well Excuse ME!! Save the Drama For Yo Mama Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken. "eww shutup u perv" Where's the body? Bank it! You’re grounded shut ur face when ur talking to me If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! jeez OK!! I have a mission for myself! GET A BOYFRIEND!! If I already have one scare the crap out of him!! K got it? Good! LOL you know you think I'm awesome! HAPPY B-DAY!!!!!!