im so bi

Dear FutureMe: I call my self gay. But..I'm REALLY NOT GAY AT ALL. I'M SO STRAIGHT. NOPE. NOT TRUE LIES. *jokes, calls self gay* *sees a very handsom male* *is so not gay. is extremely bi* *so bi. bi-ist bi of bi-land* I'm just a very bisexual individual. (okay, fine. this was inspired by a picture of Lin-Manuel Miranda.)