screw you, C E P H A L G I A (you read my birthday letter to you) (you ruined my surprise)

i'm writing my essays right now (technically, i'm writing your letter, but you know what i mean). hopefully, i'm done with my part of the research of progeria for my group project (ihopeihopeihopeihope), and hopefully, i'll be done with my current essay about major depression. i'm gonna roast you later because you justjustjust read the letter i sent to you on your birthday yesterday -or the day before? or the day before the day before?- (your birthday is 2 months from now -december-). (stupid public searchable letters). that's why i wrote c e p h a l g i a with spaces in between each letter. (so you won't search for it, you nosy goof). -LET'S JUST FORGET THE FACT THAT YOU PROPOSED NOT TO SEARCH FOR OUR LETTERS- -YES. LET'S JUST FORGET THAT YOU WENT AGAINST YOUR OWN WORDS- i haaattee youuuuu. happy effing late birthday, though. ugh. i had this really awesome sentence in my essay (which i think was grammatically incorrect), and now i've deleted it because i don't know how to replace it. which sucks. oh well. let's forget about college for a minute (i mean you'll forget about it because you'll continue reading this letter. i have my word document open, so i kind of can't). ..... so i left this open for a while. i closed my word document. for now. i don't think it's really credible, so i think i'll lose some marks because of that, but i didn't really have much to go off of for this type of essay (and the teacher told me i'd be having some trouble with this, soooooo). gah. i'll think about this later. i'm honestly not sure what to write. it's like i kind of deflated or i'm not in the mood. idk. HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY. (i should wish you a horrible one tbh for opening my letter -i'm holding it against you- -even if i went ahead and read some of your letters for me- -shut up- -you did it first and mine was an honest accident- -and then it was in retaliation- -you know how i do-). what a sucky letter. -you deserve it- i want to write this groundbreaking sentence that will forever change your life, but i've got nothing. what a really sucky letter. it's pretty much my complaints about college. it was supposed to be an admonishing letter that's also a happy letter. a gold 'you tried' star for me. a brown 'you deserve it' piece of dung for you. (my gift, you could say). I PROMISE I WROTE BETTER LETTERS THAN THIS. (and you know how my name means promise, so you know i'm telling you the truth here). c a n a r y, out.