HAPPY fucking 16TH BIRTHDAY YOU BITCH!

Dear 16 year old Callie Dil, CONGRATS! Happy Birthday!!! :) It's official. You're 16. You can drive and ..... that's about it. But hey, that's a BIG deal! You can go anywhere you want at anytime you choose! You're freeeeeeee.... sorta. I really hope you have a happy birthday... like 'happy' the emotion. It doesn't have to be crazy and include an extravagant party and a pumpin' new car. Hell, I'd be happy with a beat up car and a chill dinner with my fam. They mean the most to me. Maybe it will turn out like that or maybe it won't. But I want you to enjoy it. Don't make absurd expectations... not everyone is gonna remember it's your birthday and certainly your not gonna get a boat load of gifts. Who cares? The most important part is you survived another unpredictable chapter in the book life. So congratulations. Like really. Some people don't so just take a second and realize how strong you are. Now, off the topic of your special day... ;) I want to ask how sophomore year is going?! Please let it be better than freshman year..... fingers crossed! Right now, I don't really have any friends but I honestly don't mind. My life's the chillest it's been in months and I love it. If you have friends, awesome. If you don't, I don't blame ya. You've had rocky experiences with them but make a goal to at least talk to people, Cal. I love you and I know that sometimes you need to have a girls night. OMG how did my Lion Teapots turn out!?!??!?!?! Still pissed I didn't get it til the beginning of the school year. Pshhh. She crushed my dreams. But guess what... you're 167 out of 484 people. Well done my friend. This year, am for under 100. That's only 67 people you have to... uhh.. "kill" off. Teehee ;) But really focus on school this year. Don't be lazy. And DO your homework. If you wanna leave this state for college, you've gotta do good! I really hope ya don't have Mrs. Mendick for Zoology... but knowing my luck now, you probs will. Have fun ;) I think I know what I wanna do... I wanna work with animals. I love them, I really do. Or maybe just nature in general. Whatever makes bank, ya feel me? I love you Calliefornia. Lame as I am, I make a good point. Love yourself okay? You're pretty and funny and I know someday, that crazy dream in you're head is gonna become reality. Just do you. Don't get discouraged. Life will get better because it keeps ticking. Pretty soon you'll be reading this and think, 'Damn. Time does fly.' I hope the rest of the summer is awesome even if that means watching LOST or volunteering at the Humane Society. Do what'cha love and love what'cha do. Sayonara Bitch! Have a FANTABULOUS day and a HAPPY happy BIRTHDAY MY DEAR! GO PASS THAT DRIVING TEST! Love you girl! :) Good luck!