A letter from February 15th, 2012

Dear Future Mr. Watson, Throughout the last 14 years that you continuously hurt your sisters; from putting moldy sour cream on Tristan the Asian at Donavan’s birthday party, to playing Modern Warfare 3 to riding up the widow maker http://www.widowmaker.info/, to throwing rotten peaches with my friends Donovan and Dillon, in Canyon City. These were some of the best times of my young life. I hope that I finish high school and go to college. If you don’t remember you wanted to play varsity football. If you could you could get paid to play the trumpet professionally. If you could go to college the economy sucks at the moment and will now in 2016. The I want you to get is a 4.0 which is probably a little high but you can do it. Don’t go and smoke it I terrible for you. Your lungs will turn black and your legs and body will start shutting down on you. So be smart I know you are going to be stupid but don’t be really stupid like don’t take a risk of death and have a good year. I hope that you get the best job that any one can get the world is going down. Try to invest before you go and be dumb and have kids before your economical steady. Have a great life be safe don’t be stupid.