Dildo Umpires

Dear Future Meep, A year ago today, you played a shitty softball game where the umpire apparently called you out on a bullshit play in the last inning. Do you still play softball with those guys? Are you still with Danielle? Do you two still live with Little and Dad, or did you finally move yo' asses out? Has Dad written or started writing his book yet? I hope we're still going to Disneyland. You are usually busy, or else I am. Sucks! Well, I hope that you've had a good year. If you don't have an agent by now, you betta acrite, boi, and get one. Get away from Starbucks if you haven't already. Life is too short for shitty jobs. Love, Past Princess