An Email to myself.. In the future!

Dear FutureMe, Well, you know about this site.. God knows how many times you've used it. Anyways, I'm going to send you this email, besides the one I sent you back in 2012. Remember the end of the world business? Haha. What a joke. Anyways, I hope you've gotten up and lost some weight by now. I also hope you've gotten a girlfriend or a couple since then.. And not gotten into any trouble with drugs or the law or some shit. Yeah. Seriously, lose some weight already. Anyways, right now, I'm playing Team Fortress 2 primarily. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. The like, you know. The brand new fucking Harry Potter movie, the first part of the last one just came out and everyone is going batshit insane over it. I don't get it, really. But anyways, I wonder if you still use 4chan. I sort of hope you still do, also in the hopes you still watch anime and the like.. But have a fucking girlfriend and aren't still fucking fat! Nah, just kidding. But really, hope you have a good birthday today. I only sent this email for this day because I didn't really know another suitable date to send it to.. Yeah, I'm still currently watching Amagami SS, Shinryaku Ika Musume, Sora no Otoshimono Forte, the like. Man, this stuff is great. I hope you still know your waifu? Good, because I don't either. Haha. Anyways, I really hope you're either in College by now or looking for a job. Remember, your dream job is to learn Japanese and move to Japan to teach English on the Jet program, and then also to get a major in English and teach there for the rest of your life hopefully. Good luck, dude, I hope the Japanese is going great. Sincerely, Yourself (Sent 11/20/2010, the same date I sent the one to you in 2012) Again, you still played GoldenEye 007 for the Wii for the first time today. Remember the Wii? Haha.