hello Brooke! it's yourself! [really]

Dear FutureMe, Wow! I wonder if I'm dead. I fear death a lot. Wouldn't that be cryptic if this e-mail sat in my inbox unopened forever because I was dead? You never know. Right now, I am in lust with a boy named Chris, my birthday is in 2 days [wtf, future Brooke? YOU CAN GET TATTOOS IN TWO DAYS. AND GET YOUR NOSE PIERCED. YOU FUCKER. I'M JEALOUS!] I have mediumish hair and uhh I am tired. I have a cyst-like zit too. eep. anyway. love, Yourself.