A letter from March 20th, 2018

Dear Jenny, Yo, what's up? Happy birthday to me! What's the future like? Is Jamie dead yet? Did you ever become a YouTuber? If you didn't, what did you end up doing? You're 20 now, the internet said so. Did you get to Venus? Jupiter? Mercury? Is Pluto a planet now? Do you have a cat, or any pets? Can animals talk? Can cars fly? Do people still eat tide pods? How is Caitlin? Kiah? Kira? Grace? Niamh? Did Grace and Donovan get together? Are you even still alive? Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Here is the list of people I would go out with: Kyan Dylan Riley Grace Niamh Llaw Did you go out with any of them? Do you still know them? How many ways of getting banned on club penguin have you found so far? How's dad doing? Are you still depressed? Do you and Niamh still self-harm? Please say you don't. Speaking of Niamh, is she still anorexic? I hope she's better. Have a great birthday, 12 year old you