New Year's Eve

Dear FutureMe, Well, we're coming up on New Year's Eve, a dreaded time for you, for sure. Do you have plans? Did things ever work out with the English guy? What about Aloha-shirt Dan, from swing dance class? Was a man of mystery hiding behind those horn-rimmed glasses, or was he just another perve who held you too close? If you have a date, just try to enjoy the evening. Have some fun. Be yourself. Don't drink... too much. If you don't have a date yet, go out anyway and flirt your heart out, and then wake up glad that, now that you're thirty-eleven, you don't make the mistakes you made in your early thirties... you deserve only the best. You really do. The Brit was a real wanker if he didn't come around for you... the two of you really had it going on. -K