Girl- remove that IUD

Hey there, Hopefully you still have it and didn't savagely rip it out of your body yourself due to the unbearable pain it caused. Remember when you buckled over at the VONS during checkout because you actually thought there was a devil with a tiny hot poker going to town in your uterus? Yeah. That was fun. If only a man could feel this pain- seriously. Anyway- you got it when you were 26, so maybe it's time to take it out yeah? Remember when the nurse gave you a little plastic card with the date you had it inserted and told you "so you know when it expires"? WTF was I going to do, just like hang onto that thing for a ******* DECADE? Mmhm. Anyway- take that thing out. Do you have an iPhone 17 now? Did Apple go under? Did they drive their one idea into the ground until no one wanted to buy it anymore? We shall see! But really- get that thing taken out and pray it's not corroded. Ew. DB P.S. Go get a massage or something after that. And drink lots of wine. You earned it. And maybe punch a man in the bladder so you feel a little better about all the pain you went through so someone (J) could freely ejaculate into you.