A letter from November 21st, 2016

Dear **************, Hope all is well. You are currently sat in Geoffs just dicking around on the bored button page. You've come across this stupid arse app... When you read this consider all the changes that have happened in the 9years that have probably flown by... You're 31 years of age. Let us hope for the love of all things holy that you're being productive and not still a sesh gremlin. If you are RESPECT BRAAAPP BRAP! Hahaha got to make yourself laugh sunshine ;) If you're married... LEAVE. If you have kids... Give them away hahaha you canny be trusted with a tin of tuna let alone kids. And I don't care if you've grown up or not... You now are as reckless at 31 as you probably are right now. Remember that kiddo. Much love, take care... And hopefully still be alive hahaha